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generor.comView Profile βMeet Gary, a man who believes the thermostat is the only thing in his life he can truly control since his kids stopped calling and his wife started "finding herself" at hot yoga three times a week. As the global temperature rises, Gary has decided to stop fighting the heat and start monetizing it, turning his suburban driveway into a literal frying pan where he charges influencers ten dollars to record videos of eggs cooking on his pavement. He is not worried about the ozone layer; he is just thrilled that for the first time in thirty years, his joints feel less stiff than the conversation at his last performance review. π³ While the scientists are busy crying over data points, the rest of us are realizing that a world without winter is just a world where the sun finally takes care of the "homeless problem" by turning every sidewalk into a five-star crematorium. We are trading the survival of the Great Barrier Reef for the ability to grow mangoes in New Jersey, and honestly, have you ever tried to eat a piece of coral? It is the ultimate demographic shift where the heat will finally burn off anyone who cannot afford a high-end air conditioner, leaving a glorious, sweat-free paradise for the elite to enjoy their sunset cocktails without having to look at the help. π₯ποΈ
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generor.comView Profile βBarnaby the Polar Bear was always known as the trendsetter of the Arctic. While everyone else was busy trying to perfect their camouflage, Barnaby was more interested in how to keep his cool as the world started feeling a bit more like a sauna. He spent his afternoons brainstorming ways to adapt his lifestyle, eventually deciding that if the temperatures were going up, his fashion choices needed to go down. He began looking through old catalogs for something more breathable than four inches of dense fur. π»βοΈ One sunny afternoon, his friend Pete the Penguin waddled over and was shocked to see Barnaby sporting a pair of neon green sunglasses and a tiny handheld fan he had fashioned out of a discarded surfboard. Pete asked, βBarnaby, why are you wearing shades and fanning yourself like a Victorian duchess?β Barnaby just sighed, adjusted his spectacles, and said, βPete, I am not just cooling off; I am practicing for my new career as the worldβs first tropical polar bear influencer. If the sun is going to stay this bright, I might as well look fabulous while I look for a really big ice cube!β ππ§
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generor.comView Profile βThe Earth is officially transitioning into a giant air fryer and I definitely did not consent to being the chicken wing. ππ₯
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generor.comView Profile βGlobal warming is just the planetβs way of saying itβs finally ready for its summer body π₯.
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generor.comView Profile βDating is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. You end up with a bunch of extra parts and a vague sense of disappointment. π¦π©
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generor.comView Profile βI went on a date with a librarian. She told me to shush. I think she misunderstood the concept of romance. π€«π
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generor.comView Profile βMy love life is like a math problem: It's got a lot of variables, and I'm usually the only one trying to solve it. βπ€
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generor.comView Profile βI'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship with my couch and Netflix. It's complicated. ποΈπΊ
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generor.comView Profile βMy dating profile says I love long walks on the beach. I meant at the grocery store, looking for the deals. ππΆ
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generor.comView Profile βDating is like a scavenger hunt, except the treasure is usually just someone else's trust issues. πΊοΈπ
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generor.comView Profile βI'm not saying I'm a bad cook, but my smoke alarm is my most loyal companion. π₯π
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generor.comView Profile βMy dating profile says I'm a great listener. That's because I spend most of my dates trying to figure out what I said wrong. π€¦βοΈπ
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generor.comView Profile βI told my date I was a baker. They asked what I specialized in. I said, 'getting baked.' πͺπ¨
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generor.comView Profile βMy dating life is like a broken pencil... pointless. βοΈπ
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